I Bought a Red Light Mask Because Someone on the Internet Told Me To

I Bought a Red Light Mask Because Someone on the Internet Told Me To

At some point in the last year, a woman on TikTok stared directly into my soul through a glowing red face mask and said, “This changed my skin.”

She looked peaceful.
I did not look peaceful.

So naturally, I bought it.


What Is a Red Light Mask?

According to the internet:
✨ collagen ✨ inflammation ✨ glow ✨ cellular rejuvenation ✨ vibes ✨

According to me, while wearing it on my couch at night:
“I look like a low-budget sci-fi villain who just wants clear skin and inner peace.”


The Ritual

You don’t just use a red light mask.
You commit.

Step 1: Put on the mask
Step 2: Sit completely still
Step 3: Question every life decision that led you here
Step 4: Wonder if it’s working or slowly cooking your face
Step 5: Stay because you already paid for it

It’s quiet. It’s red. It’s intimate.
You are alone with your thoughts — and your pores.


How It Makes You Feel

  • Like you’re doing something without actually doing anything

  • Like your skin might improve even if your life doesn’t

  • Like healing is happening, but legally no one can confirm it

  • Like this is definitely self-care and not avoidance

You can’t scroll.
You can’t snack.
You just sit there… glowing… reflecting… marinating.


Is It Backed by Science?

Some science.
Enough science.
Science-adjacent.

But more importantly:
It feels expensive, which is half of healing.


Who Is This For?

This is for women who:

  • Have tried everything except relaxing

  • Love a routine that looks intentional

  • Think, “This will fix me” at least once a month

  • Believe skincare is a personality trait

This is for women who see this photo and think:

“Yes. That makes sense.”


Final Thoughts

Will this mask change my skin?
Maybe.

Will it change my life?
No.

Will I keep using it because I already committed and now it’s part of my identity?
Absolutely.

Because sometimes self-care isn’t about results.
It’s about sitting on your couch, glowing red, fully convinced this is the answer.